No Country For Defeated Cricket Men
Every time Indian cricketers give a dismal performance overseas, they are shunned by the entire nation as a bunch of spoilt brats with attitude who only play for themselves and give a damn about nation’s pride.
The appalling performance of Indian players at the recent World Cup T 20 in West Indies has left them hiding in the alleys of their own country with accusations flying like mortar shells from every nook and corner of the street forcing them to go into hibernation for the fear of being ridiculed in public .
The same lot of cricket mavericks was being treated as Maharajas of the erstwhile state while playing IPL with the entire nation watching them day in and day out with awe and pride.
In the midst of this transition from garlanding to stone pelting of our cricketers, many of us forgot to take pot shots at the BCCI, the governing body directly responsible for messing up India’s chances in the World Cup T 20 by giving a go ahead to disoriented hectic IPL schedules and slipshod training sessions for the world cup.
If you milk a cow till the last drop and want her to deliver more without resting, you should not expect a pack of processed cheese coming out of her the next time.
The apt phrase for the BCCI board members who feed like parasites on the treasury money should be: “IS HAMAM MEIN SAB NANGE HAIN”
As for the IPL, the format has left no stone unturned to destroy the very essence of the gentlemen’s game leaving a bad after party taste and hangover for the cricketers who are finding it difficult to adjust to the professional cricketing routine after being splurged with wine and women for good 45 days of late night orgies.
It’s time the BCCI realized that our cricketers our not super heroes who can fly in and out of a tournament expected to give over the roof performances every time without adequate rest and training. They can either play league cricket or international cricket in a given time frame.
Cricket crazy fans of our nation must vote for a change of guard in all the departments on and off the field or else the cricket will surely go the hockey way by the time the IPL parties get over.
THE GREAT INDIAN CELEBRITY WEDDING TAMASHA
Sania and Shoaib’s marriage has once again exposed the vulnerability of the Indian celebrities especially women who have a tendency to fall for a married man when it comes to marrying, setting the stage for a big wedding tamasha.
It is beyond my reasoning and sensibilities to comprehend why women celebrities in our country can’t find a bachelor of their dreams and have to settle for a married man who is going to turn their lives into a roller coaster ride with his eccentricities and busted relationships.
Let’s take a look at some of the prominent Indian women who will not spend on a new car but happily get on to the wheels of a second hand 04 wheel drive with élan and panache.
1. Hema Malini & Dharmendra
The beauty from South got swept away by the married Jat of Punjab.
2. Sridevi & Boney Kapoor
Unlike Hema Malini, Sridevi brushed aside every handsome hunk in the world and settled for a grand daddy of Bollywood.
3. Sangeeta Bijlani & Azharuddin
This Bollywood hottie left no stone unturned to derail Azhar’s cricketing career by charming him into the bookie’s world.
4. Karishma & Sanjay Kapur
Classic case of a reformed actress throwing away her flourishing movie career in the power struggle of two big time Bollywood families.
5. Shilpa Shetty & Raj Kundra
This lovely lass has followed in footsteps of Tina Munim to get hooked on to a rich married man after ten years of gyrating her hips in the film industry.
6. Sania Mirza & Shoaib Mallik
The tennis sensation had Greek hunks from all communities drooling over her but as they say “Jab Ghadhe Pe Dil Aaya Toh Giraffe Kya Cheez Hai”
7. Kareena & Saif Ali Khan
The sensational beauty dumped poor Shahid for a rich spoilt brat whom she calls Saifu.
Let’s hope the experiences above put some reasoning into her head and better sense prevails.
CREATING MAYHEM IN SEARCH OF PARADISE
Every time a terrorist attack of any nature takes place on Indian soil or anywhere in the world, it signifies the desperation of a handful of human souls who are out there to self destruct their own paradise.
The Maoist attack on CRPF Jawans in Dantewada district of Chattisgarh is another attempt to carry forward the fight for a humanly impossible task of overthrowing the government of India by the Communist Party of India (Maoist).
The ideology of Communism which advocates abolition of classes and common control of property is a utopian dream for the Communist Parties in India who want to achieve the aim by motivating the Naxal and Maoist forces in the country to resort to violence whenever they feel that the dream of their so called social structure is slipping out of their hands.
You cannot spearhead a social movement in a country by hiding in jungles and attacking the security forces which are going to hit back more fiercely whenever their safety is jeopardized.
The leaders of this so called ‘Jungle Raj’ every now and then keep threatening the government with dire consequences if their demands are not met, failing to realize that they are barking up the wrong tree in their own jungle.
The lack of political will on the part of Indian government is the main cause of these heinous attacks and it’s high time that our police and para military forces are modernized and equipped with sophisticated weaponry to give these anti-national forces a befitting reply.
My sincere condolences to the families of the Jawans who have fallen in line of duty and a humble request to the Indian government to gather some political will and step up the counter-insurgency operations by deploying army and para military forces in naxal infested areas and flush out these parasites who feed on the very roots of Indian democracy.
Jai Hind
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